The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

It's a sad day for everybody.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Here is definitive proof that the Meg White Sex Tape is real. To all you doubters out there -- you're wrong.

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

It's a little weird that pastel horses would want to put a ring on it, but whatevs.

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.

This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

If you're going to poke your girlfriend, it better be worth it for her. This isn't one of those times.

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.