Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

Since you didn't go see Snakes on a Plane (like everybody else apparently), why not watch Snakes on a Claire Danes? She's so much hotter than Samuel L. Jackson!

These people are like the Abba of Siberia. So much hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, too.

The only reason we're posting this Beyonce video is now that she's lost weight, she is super SUPER hot.

Watch two of the world's hottest stranded hotties fight on a island -- Gilligan's Island!@

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

Watch Connie Chung say good by to her television show in a completely awkward way. However, she is looking pretty hot.

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Watch your grandma play video games. She is so hot, and she swears like a sailor, too!

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

Not a day goes by when Slippy Jenkins isn't harassed or stalked by hot women. It's just the perils of being an internet celebrity.