Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

What's to explain? Two chicks kiss. Awesome!

Don't know why, but this HOT RUSSIAN CHICK wants to TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES! And… something about vodka.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.