Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

Back in 1944, the chicks were so awesome that they could sing and dance about potato salad and it was awesome! No gimmicks!

Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

Hope she's okay, but we're happy to see that chick's underwear.

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

We'll gladly promote the douchecicles at PETA if they continue to show hot women making sex with vegetables.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

...or America operating at full potential.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

Appalachian State made some history this weekend and beat the Michigan Wolverines. They most likely won because of this awesome recruiting video.