Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

For such a small country, Italy has produced many of the modorn greats in horror. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely worth checking out.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

That's what we love about these stoner movies, man, we watch them, but they're never remembered.

Quentin Tarantino is the king of cool. Here are his ten coolest characters, that you may not remember.

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

You can't explain this scene because it is unexplainable. And retarded.

Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

I bet you didn't think it was possible to fit the 100 greatest movie lines of all time into 200 hundred seconds did you? You were wrong.

Here are the funniest 10 movie scenes from 1997-2007! It doesn't get much better!

Behold the 10 funniest movies scenes from the years 1987-1996!

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.

Santa's not the only holiday character to be afraid of any more….

Here are some cartoon characters we'd really like to punch in the face.

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

Bollywood sure knows how to make movies. Exciting and completely nonsensical!