At least she didn't murder grandma!

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Is this really what daytime television looks like now? Should Mom really be watching this while she fixes dinner?

The kind of video your Mom will forward you in six months after she sees it on Oprah.

178 feet or some number of meters, silly Canuks and their hockey.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!