So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Here's a charming story about a hockey bully, animated in a really cool 2D/3D style.

The paps were hot on Paris Hilton's heels yesterday as she drove HERSELF to a lawyer meeting, after previously getting rides from mom Kathy. Paris, you're bad!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

Watch the mom from Malcolm in the Middle get all schizo on a rude beeyotch in a parking lot! You have to see to believe!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Our mom loves Jonny Lives. And you know what? Our mom knows good music, 'cause this stuff is really good. Thanks Jonny Lives for stopping by our studio and telling stories! We love storytime!

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

My mom found my flavored condom stash, and now she can't stop chewin' on Trojans.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Beer, Shoes, Boobs = Goodtimes.

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.