Japanese Monkey Waiter!

Japanese Monkey Waiter!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

 

Best MXC Hits

Best MXC Hits

These contestants look so joyous while getting their nuts and faces hit. It makes me happy.

 

Danica Patrick Hits Pit Crew

Danica Patrick Hits Pit Crew

The fact that she's a woman has nothing to do with the fact she ran someone over, she had just been playing too much GTA IV at home.

 

Dancing Walrus

Dancing Walrus

Shamu's gonna put a hit on this guy.

 
 

Cheerleader Learns Her Lesson

Cheerleader Learns Her Lesson

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

 

Babies On Cinderblocks

Babies On Cinderblocks

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

 

Slo-mo Beat Down

Slo-mo Beat Down

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

 

Mario Plays With Himself

Mario Plays With Himself

This is almost art and quite possibly the laziest way to play Mario ever, do not hit a button and watch him go.

 

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney Hits Parked Car

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

 

Scissors for Lefty - Ghetto Ways

Scissors for Lefty - Ghetto Ways

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

 

Runaway Truck Takes Out City Block

Runaway Truck Takes Out City Block

Luckily, this huge truck missed hitting any pedestrians!

 

Tollbooth Crash

Tollbooth Crash

This guy hits a tollbooth head-on at full speed... and the car explodes on impact!

 

Granny Airbag

Granny Airbag

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

 

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Dumb Kid Gets Hit by Car

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

 

Lohan Hits a Paparazzo in NYC!

Lohan Hits a Paparazzo in NYC!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

 

Biggest Mice Plague Ever

Biggest Mice Plague Ever

A farm in Australia was hit with a HUGE plague of mice! It's like the end of the world!!!

 

Nicole Kidman's Car Crash

Nicole Kidman's Car Crash

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

 

Benny Hinn: Let The Bodies Hit the Floor

Benny Hinn: Let The Bodies Hit the Floor

Crazy televangelists creep me out, and so does the music of Drowning Pool.

 

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