The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

The Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Security Footage

So you tell me. Does it look like Joe beat the crap out of Brody Jenner's girlfriend that one night at the club? Also, why does security footage always suck?

 
 

Baby Wants To Put A Ring On It

Baby Wants To Put A Ring On It

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

 

Worst Pants Idea Ever

Worst Pants Idea Ever

"Excuse me, is that your butt winking at my butt?"

 

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

 

LOST Babies

LOST Babies

LOST Babies features Baby Jack, Baby Kate, and all your favorite LOST characters as infants in this spin-off cartoon series exploring the beginning of the interwoven history in the LOST universe.

 

Baby Rides Puppy Sled

Baby Rides Puppy Sled

This video won't be so adorable anymore when this baby catches Wolf Flu after all the pigs are murdered in the Swine Genocide of 2009.

 

10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever

10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.

 

55 Year Old Mom's Spring Break Bikini Contest

55 Year Old Mom's Spring Break Bikini Contest

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

 

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

 

The Boobie Bottle Opener

The Boobie Bottle Opener

The talent of the human race astounds me every day.

 

Father of the Year Swings Baby

Father of the Year Swings Baby

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

 

Japanese Monkey Waiter!

Japanese Monkey Waiter!

The newest sitcom to hit the airwaves is Japanese Monkey Waiter! He's a monkey who's also a waiter!

 

Take On Me - Literal Version

Take On Me - Literal Version

This literal version of A-ha's "Take On Me" is the song of the year.

 

Sarah Palin Is A Genius

Sarah Palin Is A Genius

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

 
 

A-hole Pelican Eats Pigeon

A-hole Pelican Eats Pigeon

Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.

 

Best MXC Hits

Best MXC Hits

These contestants look so joyous while getting their nuts and faces hit. It makes me happy.

 

The Talk to Me Pin

The Talk to Me Pin

50% less effective than just getting drunk.

 

Ice T on Family Feud

Ice T on Family Feud

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

 

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