This is for all you single ladies out there with a broken heart. This dude will totally do you if you just propose.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

Sean Connery wishes Alex a speedy recovery.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.

Olivia Munn raw dogs about 75 percent of a mustard covered weiner. Attack of The "Hot".

Never attack the man with the microphone.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

See the aftermath from Britney's paparazzi punch-out!! (er, ah… umbrella-out?)