Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

On floppy drives.

Imagine finding this pack on your back porch?!!?

You'd never catch me on this trail.

Playing the 'Imperial March' on the bagpipes, while riding a unicycle.

Never a good idea.

Let's find out what happens.

Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.

Ever seen on a cat.

Picks up some major speed.

Of "Take On Me."

Even on snow, that's gotta hurt.

Played on sexy weather girl.

Give him a break, we all got a little crazy on New Year's.

Bites it, hard.

Simple, but brilliant prank.

Seriously, what is going on with these children?

It's like 'Bring It On,' only real. And without Kirsten Dunsts' nasty teeth.