Hope she's okay, but we're happy to see that chick's underwear.

Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

These contestants look so joyous while getting their nuts and faces hit. It makes me happy.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

I am a patriot, and I love my country, because my country has The Muppets.

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

It's the real story, folks, and it doesn't have a happy ending.

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

This year the Dick Clark Robot teamed up with Mountain Dew to wish you a very Happy "Dew" Year.