We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Hand it to the Japanese who think of the best TV EVER.

Feast your eyes upon the best thing to happen to music videos, ever. EVER.

Also with sandals on his hands, for extra protection of course.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Here’s a sneak peak at the new horror movie featuring the cast of The Hills. After seeing this, you’ll never sleep with Spencer the same way again.

Is he saying "can i masterbate"?

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

The "Will It Blend" series faces the ultimate challenge: Chuck Norris. Nobody bets against Chuck Norris, his hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.

Some amazing CGI work mapped over some real live footage. Imagine a world where plants had eyes.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

Bette Davis' portrait painted with nothing but mascara and the song "Bette Davis Eyes" as an inspiration.

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?