Is out for blood.

More disgusting when shown close-up.

He's in better shape than most men half his age.

Either there's some bad blood between them or she's just a bitch.

I'm not even half as good as he is.

It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Rambo and Jingle Bells. They go together like peanut butter and jelly, blood and gore.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

The full intro song to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air apparently only aired in the first few episodes. See exactly how he went from his momma telling him "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" to whistling for a cab in Hollywood.

Not to be confused with some sort of parody of Prince's "Purple Rain," this is just one REALLY repetitive song about racism. But the lyrics are hilarious and the melody is infectious!!!

This news video depicts a violent protest on the streets of Santiago, Chile. For more than 8 hours, riot police tried to contain the blood-thirsty protesters. Then one drop-kicked a cop. Awesome.

Some sort of broadcasters' dinner. Some sort of half-baked idea about rapping. Hip hop is dead.

B'Owl is half-bat, half-owl, all fun!

Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.