Shawtys, your man is waiting for you and he wants to take you to the movies.

If you're going to scare somebody, you might as well do it while wearing the cheesiest costume imaginable.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

That's what we love about these stoner movies, man, we watch them, but they're never remembered.

Proof that Blue lives!

Here's a man who has never walked through an Automatic Door, and will probably never again.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Listen if you will to this man completely butchering one of the greatest songs ever recorded by a band with a drummer who has a silly name, Nothing Else Matters by Metallica.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

This is your brain when it's 7-years-old and high as a kite.

Nobody can jam to Paul Wall like this little 4-year-old. Nobody!

Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

This best man should be fired from life.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?