Some people carry laptops in their bags, others...

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

3-year-old Sarah Palin loves to hunt cute little wolves from helicopters.

This best man should be fired from life.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

A man falls unexpectedly; another man expectedly posts it on the internet.

Kanye West, the least self aware man alive.

He may think this banana proves God exists but this video only proves he enjoys the company of other men.

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

The only man that could fill John Bonham's shoes.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!