In solidarity with the WGA, pets are refusing to do anything adorable on camera. Wonder if porn stars will join and stop being slutty on camera. Probably not.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

Say what you will about the state of music in 2007, there is no doubt that this does not help.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

The game is pretty easy if you play the percentages.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

That Cadbury Gorilla was great and all but if we're serious about replacing Phil Collins what is better than a girl in a Wonderbra?

No son, that's just a transvestite.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

How could a bra possibly be the most convenient place to store chopsticks? Why ask questions?

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.