Putting a refrigerator next to your couch would be too complicated.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

Some announcer at the Australian Open got came down with a case of Jungle Fever and began uncomfortably commenting on Williams' "assets".

This ninja has committed so many robberies that he handicapped himself with a crutch to make it a challenge.

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

Proof that you start and end life a little crazy.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

It would seem someone actually designed a character to be the "indiscreet wall humper".

The writer's strike has turned Conan's show into a 70s style variety hour.