No son, that's just a transvestite.

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

Yes, Guinness is worth the wait of a slow pour but is it really worth trashing a small village?

The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

How could a bra possibly be the most convenient place to store chopsticks? Why ask questions?

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

Two months late Ron Jeremy has found the one thing more socially degrading than a career in porn and that is a bad parody of Britney's VMA debacle.

For those who ever wondered what they were missing by not being a gamer, the answer is apparently about 60 seconds.

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start in theaters soon.

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

This is either from an Indian (dots, not feathers) SNL or it really is a commercial and India is far more advanced than other cultures.

Since Homeland Security has totally dropped the ball on the impending Zombie attack on Halloween we suggest you watch this video to prepare.