Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

I don’t know if he is calling a penalty or doing the YMCA, but whatever it is, it's FABULOUS!

Blasphemy? Maybe. But who hasn't dreamt of a gay Jesus singing Diana Ross?

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

"Well, I know he can climb a mountain, and he's more special than other people that climb mountains, so… what?"

Zack and Slater duke it out like pansies in one of the gayest fight scenes from early-90s television!

It's like Brokeback Mountain, but with cats. Oh, and no gay sex.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

See what happens when a CLOTHED man runs out onto the field of a naked soccer ball game. Soccer players really ARE gay.

Watch R2D2 and C-3P0 act totally gay for each other.

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

One gay man does the impossible and touches Scarlett Johansson's breasts