This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

As expected, they get pretty creative.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

This looks so awesome we're going to try this on our tricycle when we get home.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

If you're trying to get our attention, Crazy Animal Rights Group We've Never Heard Of, then it worked.

Michael Jackson ain't got nothin' on these Bollywood boys! Greatest Thriller cover ever.

That kid could should be sent to slammer for beating his buddy. Or just given the death penalty. Kids just can't get away with this anymore.

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

You could really get away with a lot during the 80s.

Here are the funniest 10 movie scenes from 1997-2007! It doesn't get much better!

This dog gets more action than you.

We always that thought that dude was a creep anyway. He's not friend of Alf's at all!

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!