OTHER COOL STUFF

 

American Idol Freak

American Idol Freak

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

 

Scary Mary Poppins

Scary Mary Poppins

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

 

Islamic Girls Gone Wild

Islamic Girls Gone Wild

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

 

Little Girl Giant

Little Girl Giant

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

 

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's Got A Gun

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

 

Hallaback Freak

Hallaback Freak

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.