Nerd Makes Wolverine Claws

Nerd Makes Wolverine Claws

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

 

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

This Freak Is So Beautiful To Me

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

 

Lady Freaks Out After Missing Flight

Lady Freaks Out After Missing Flight

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

 

Father of the Year Swings Baby

Father of the Year Swings Baby

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

 

The Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns On TV

The Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns On TV

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

 

Tetris Freak

Tetris Freak

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

 

Gummy Bears Are Delicious!

Gummy Bears Are Delicious!

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

 

Peach Freak

Peach Freak

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

 

Girl with Freak Tongue

Girl with Freak Tongue

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

 

Carmen Electra Leg Kicks

Carmen Electra Leg Kicks

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

 

American Idol Freak

American Idol Freak

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

 

Scary Mary Poppins

Scary Mary Poppins

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

 

Islamic Girls Gone Wild

Islamic Girls Gone Wild

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

 

Little Girl Giant

Little Girl Giant

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

 

Cheney's Got A Gun

Cheney's Got A Gun

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

 

Hallaback Freak

Hallaback Freak

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.

 

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