Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Just another one of many Maury guests that is terrified of something stupid. Peaches? Come on man! Eggplants, now THOSE are scary.

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

Carmen was feeling frisky on the Tonight Show, and methinks she freaked out Rob Schneider with her one-woman show!

The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!

Nothing is hotter than watching a bunch of Islamic chicks get their freak on under their Burkas.

She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

He's like the gay Napoleon Dynamite.