I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

If we would have known Judge Judy was this awesome we wouldn't have never stopped watching this stupid show.

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

When you run out of toilet paper make sure to wear black underware.

Does anyone else remember the Fox show, ‘When Animals Attack?’ That was some good television!

ALERT! ALERT! A NERD HAS ENTERTED THE CLASS ROOM! HE'S SHOWING OFF HIS CLEVERNESS TO ALL HIS NERDY FRIENDS! ALERT! ALERT!

The internet will eventually destroy the makers of every web show creator in the world.

It's amazing that an animated show, like 'Family Guy,' is able to include so many incredible musical numbers. Here are ten of the funniest.

Hard to believe after 13 years, King of the Hill is going off the air. Here are ten reasons we're going to miss the show.

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

What do 'Twin Peaks,' 'Firefly,' and 'Dr. Who'' have in common? Canceled after a few seasons, these TV shows now enjoy cult status. Can you guess the other seven?

We always said the Japanese were talented, if not a little crazy. Here are 10 best Anime TV shows ever.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Some day one of these nerds is going to make something nerdy and kill himself or another person because he's a freaking nerd.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

Show this to your kids so they don't invest all their Piggy Bank money with a psychopath like Bernie Madoff!

The Daily Show has just discovered Twitter. Send congratulations, courtesy of the The Future!

The song "You Are So Beautiful" is so sweet and romantic, until you use it to score your nightmare horror show of a commercial from Planet Hell.

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.