Poor guy, can't turn his back on his food for a second.

Aren't above fighting for food.

Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends was one of the best shows on Cartoon Network. Instead of listing major friends, Eduardo, Bloo, Cheese….we thought we’d acknowledge the smaller characters that made the show so great.

Karmic revenge.

Is gonna protect his food.

Wont share his food with the baby.

Suddenly, I'm not so proud of my microwave meals.

When things go wrong on Home Shopping Network (or QVC, etc.), it usually ends up hilarious and on YouTube.

Getting food into your mouth by lifting it is a thing of the past.

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Networks should seriously consider airing Japanese television during the strike. MXC is not enough.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.