The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

This will surely not get a girl pregnant. Nor will it get you a girlfriend, laid, or anything else you can possibly want.

This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.

Now that they're in a better place, let them take you to a better place!

As expected, they get pretty creative.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

You will never watch Jurassic Park the same way again, girl.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.