All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Before Kaley Cuoco and Lindsay Lohan, other famous faces (and their parts) have appeared in Playboy. Here are some of the sexiest celebrities to follow in Marilyn's footsteps.

If this ever happens to you.

I don't understand this video. Particularly, who's filming and why?

For this fat cat.

Famous people who killed another person. A few obvious, more recent examples, but some that might surprise you (stick around for number 1.)

Sooner or later every celebrity stops by Sesame Street. Here are some of our favorite guest stars from the early years.

We all gotta pay the rent, even celebrities. That's probably why so many of them do commercials in Japan.

Can't fit through one door, so he finds another.

Check out the second one, I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?

Takes on skateboarders.

Doesn't want to go on diet.

Let's hear it for random local celebrities.

Not every celebrity sex tape listed, was released to the public. For good reason, who wants to see John Edwards go at it?

In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Fat kid can dance.

The one video that will make you want to punch a girl in the face.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.