If this ever happens to you.

I don't understand this video. Particularly, who's filming and why?

For this fat cat.

Can't fit through one door, so he finds another.

Check out the second one, I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?

Takes on skateboarders.

Doesn't want to go on diet.

Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.

There's nothing like seeing an Oscar winning actress, smoke pot out of an apple.

Fat kid can dance.

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

Life's challenging enough. We help by putting together the ten hottest actresses to take a turn on the pole and play a stripper.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

We'd rather workout and makeout with Richard Simmons.

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!