Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

See if you can find it a fat intern doll for it to play with.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

Shouldn't he be playing with action figures or something?

What is more adorable than kids firing AK-47s? A kid being shot in the eye? Totally.

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

This kid's life was ruined by tea bagging. Don't worry kid, a nation mourns with you.

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

This kid's head will self-descruct in...

Some fat people were never meant to fly...or swim.

When this kid grows up he wants to be smart.

This is kid totally has groupies that want to make out with him.