"Britain's Got Talent" is another auditioning show hosted by American Idol's Simon Cowell. He's just found himself the UK's most irresistible little girl.

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).

When getting scared triggers your narcolepsy, you're bound to get pranked on.

And she stabs herself!

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Shoving people is always hilarious!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Not only does she fall, but the chick going after her falls, too! Girls are hilarious!

Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson had to fluff the girls before going to an Oscar afterparty.