These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Of course, by "jolliest" we mean "fattest." Or "hilarious." They are so intertwined it really doesn't matter.

If you don't believe us, check out this video. It'd be cruel, if the woman involved didn't look like she was laughing as hard as everyone else.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

Some might call this girl 'crazy' for liking the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles this much. We just think she's really...well, she's crazy.

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

You will never watch Jurassic Park the same way again, girl.

We reacted the same way when we saw the trailer for New Moon -- and we have man parts.

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

The best gamers are the ones that make nerds horny.

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.

Technically, this isn't NSFW. But something about it just makes us feel really non-horny.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

We'd rather workout and makeout with Richard Simmons.

Introducing, the future of America. People don't get any better than this.