Parallel Parking

Parallel Parking

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

 

Hotter Better Faster Stronger

Hotter Better Faster Stronger

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

 

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

 

Japanese Stripper

Japanese Stripper

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

 

Daft Hands

Daft Hands

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

 

Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

 

Jap Spaz Has Fast Hands

Jap Spaz Has Fast Hands

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

 

Fastest Knock-Out

Fastest Knock-Out

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

 

Cardboard Box Racing

Cardboard Box Racing

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

 

K-Fed's Burger Commercial

K-Fed's Burger Commercial

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

 

Car Crash Flip

Car Crash Flip

I guess this guy was taking this tight turn much to fast!

 

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Instant Vomit on Live TV

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

 

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