Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Bird Mugs Prairie Dog

Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

 

Bacon Contest

Bacon Contest

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

 

Cute Doggie Torture

Cute Doggie Torture

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

 

Parallel Parking

Parallel Parking

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

 

Dog Meets Slide

Dog Meets Slide

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

 

Food Court Musical

Food Court Musical

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

 

Food Fight

Food Fight

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

 

SNL Drinks Your Milkshake

SNL Drinks Your Milkshake

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

 

Hotter Better Faster Stronger

Hotter Better Faster Stronger

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

 

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Dove Pro-fatty Propaganda

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

 

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison Food: Better Than a School Lunch

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

 

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Squirrel Obstacle Course

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

 

Japanese Stripper

Japanese Stripper

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

 

Nando-Fix Stripper

Nando-Fix Stripper

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

 

Daft Hands

Daft Hands

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

 

Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

Jerk Cop Arrests Fast Food Employee

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

 

Hard Gay Feeds the Children

Hard Gay Feeds the Children

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

 

Jap Spaz Has Fast Hands

Jap Spaz Has Fast Hands

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

 

Fastest Knock-Out

Fastest Knock-Out

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

 

Cardboard Box Racing

Cardboard Box Racing

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

 

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