Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.

You want to know how good bacon is, to improve other food they wrap it in bacon.

It's adorable the way they make his small doggie brain struggle to acquire the food he needs to live.

Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.

Eventually they moved his food off the top of the slide, but not until they were finished mocking him.

Anything involving a Hot Dog on a Stick costume is a winner.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

Ole "Daft Hands" probably has his hands working overtime watching this video.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

Proof that the squirrel the in your backyard will do pretty much anything to steal food from your bird feeder.

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!