Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

This man is the fastest stripper in the world! He is NOT the most attractive stripper in the world.

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Mesmerizing.... Now find something useful for that talent, son.

At first I thought that guy was a big-baby-dumbass, but then I realized he's just French!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

I guess this guy was taking this tight turn much to fast!

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

In Race Race Revolution it doesn’t matter whether you’re driving a Ferrari or a junky jalopy. What matters is the fast action – fast finger tapping action! Remember to get "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" on DVD and HD DVD, September 26!