This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

Keeping the peace between rabbits is a chicken's #1 priority. At least for these chickens.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

This week we had Tokyo Police Club in the studio where they played us a handful of songs including this pretty impressive version of ‘Your English is Good.’

TPC were so good we just had to give youa bonus track this week. Here they are with an acoustic version of ‘Shoulders and Arms.’

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!

This news video depicts a violent protest on the streets of Santiago, Chile. For more than 8 hours, riot police tried to contain the blood-thirsty protesters. Then one drop-kicked a cop. Awesome.

This retarded terrorist thought he could escape the police with a motorcycle, but he didn't take into account how easily they could crash him!!

The new show "Armed & Famous" features B-list celebrities who apparently want to become police officers. What won't they make into a reality show??

Japanese police go head-to-head with Darth Vader. See who wins!

The Police Tek 2000 will protect you from getting raped! Get yours today!

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

Watch a hilarious drunk lady yell at a cop. We hate it when mom acts this way.