Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Steve-O celebrated the release of a new movie by making an impression of his family jewels in some wet cement. Personally, I like jewels with a liitle more karats, if you catch my drift.

Check out this guys skillz with a longbow! Radical!

This guy thought he could be in Full Metal Jacket. Now he just stars on the internets!!!

Before he became the El Pollo Loco spokesman, this guy was a doormat for rodeo horses.

This guys parallel parking skillz are so tight, you'll plotz in your pleather pants.

"To Catch A Predator" investigates this guy's thang.

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

I wonder how many train conductors get tired of this guy's shtick?

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

Who would agree to do this? They're both weirdos, I guess.

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?

Watch as this Tampa politian completely loses his mind and throws a chair at his opponent. Nice!

What happens when a guy's friends put hundreds of balloons in the dude's office. He throws a McEnroe.

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

Watch this guy mistake a butterfly for a horse. Yes, you've read that right. Home shopping hosts are geniuses!

Damn, the 1960s are awesome! They were all about the high boots! (At least this guy was)

Here's an inspirational video of sorts from a guy named Matt. He travelled the world and he danced. Yep.

Here's a sports news commentator who claims that he's not a big gay guy. We don't believe him!

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!