Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!

Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.

Not only does she fall, but the chick going after her falls, too! Girls are hilarious!

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!

Old people are hilarious! This guy yells until his dentures fall out!

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

Her butt has my vote!

Let this be a warning: if you're going to fall asleep at the wheel, wear your safety belt!

Inexperienced grape stompers don't know the first rule: never fall off the platform.

Simplest Rule of Comedy: falling on your face is hilarious!

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.