Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

Panic Bear is mighty scared of the Lion Cub! Watch his face fill with terror as the lion gets in his face!

Bear witness to the most amazingly awful acting jobs in the history of awful acting jobs.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

To be fair, he really just loves nature.

There is no one better equipped to take care of a cat than a single white male aka, an engineer.

They apparently only care about beer.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Mastodon performs as the evil snack band, in what may just be the greatest pre-movie concessions ad ever! From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.