They apparently only care about beer.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

The Internet's favorite all "bear" boy band is back and bringing Christmas out of the closet and into their pants.

There are few things we find more freaking delicious than a gummy bear. Robot Chicken totally agrees.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Your dog makes seriously scary noises. You can A) Take him to the vet or B) Post a video of him for the internets.

Mastodon performs as the evil snack band, in what may just be the greatest pre-movie concessions ad ever! From the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

Vomiting on live TV never seems to bore me, but this guy seems to be the fastest at it.

Hey hey! This polar bear just dropped some E, so let's watch him do his thang!

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

We'd definetly want to be padded down and searched by this babes. They can even take away our liquids! We just don't care!

Do you think it's okay that a 200 pound man beats up an 80 pound skate boarder? We do because we're evil.

Japanese Girls look adorable when their about to be mauled by a bear.

We'd like this video a lot better with fake blood and guts.