For the Darwin Awards.

His parent deserves an award.

This teacher deserves an award and a raise.

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

At least the car was a piece of junk.

Here are the 10 best local TV ads ever. There were so many, I think we may have to make more editions!

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Be Kind Rewind plans to make amends by reamaking "Good Burger" in the extened edition DVD.

The Grammys like the Oscars, give old artists awards they deserved years ago. Last night Herbie Hancock finally gained the recognition he deserved for this performance in '85.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

At an awards show, Paulina Rubio decided to flash her thong-clad booty to the crowd, for some reason. Uhhhhh, make that for a VERY GOOD reason.

This version of Jaws has all the stuff you never thought you'd want to think you'd like to see in the movie. No refunds.

This edition of "Will It Blend" asks the question, "will an iPod blend?" The answer won't surprise you, but the violence with which your roommate beats you after realizing you destroyed his entire digital music collection will.

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

Jessica Alba, Topher Grace and Flava Flav star in this award-worthy promo for the '06 Mtv Movie Awards.

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!