For the Darwin Awards.

That's all.

His parent deserves an award.

This teacher deserves an award and a raise.

Why, because it's boobs. Pretty much, nothing but boobs.

This is why I love the internet. So there's a place for random videos like this to exist.

I dig her response. She's laughing more than the guy.

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.

This lady can't move from her bed because her boobs are stuck to the bed. NICE!

If you're looking to hide your boobs, this is your device.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

Don't laugh. We're all obsessed with Vanessa Hudgens.

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

Since golfing is just boring, you have to find ways to entertain yourself.

Nowadays the only boob you're likely to see is Drew Carey.

Sometimes boobs can be better than a hammer at crushing watermelons. Wish I had a pair myself.

Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

What happens when you combine Earthquakes with big boobs? This video.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.