Sure this dude dresses like Beyonce, but he's really a pumpkin so you can totally eat him without going to jail!

Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

If the people that worked at Wendy's really were this cool than we'd have no problem eating their for the rest of our lives.

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.

...or America operating at full potential.

It's like the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest but in Japan.

For Halloween we’ve put together the best Horror movie clips of all time. You shouldn’t eat while watching this.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

They apparently only care about beer.

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

After you buy your sofa usually you have to go to a completely different store to pickup some chicken nuggets to eat while sitting on the new sofa. No longer!

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.