Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

On a scale of 1 - 10, I'd rate her table manners as a 7 or 8.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.

This is one of those bands that I knew nothing about before they came in, and thought they would sound much different than they did…probably because of the name. It turns out that ATE happened to be one of my favorite performances in long time. If you are into BritPop and/or the Smiths I think this might be your new favourite band.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

Mocha is a baby hamster. He's so freakin' adorable that his owner has viddeos of him doing everything, like eating broccoli. Please enjoy.

The magic of abuse, over-eating, over-drinking and smoking (plus a little help from our friend Photoshop) tranforms this good-looking hipster into a slob. Wild!

Watch the creators of LiquidGeneration eat themselves into a drunken stupor. Sadly, none of them choked on a pork chop and died.