Don't mess with him.

Something no one should have to see.

Adam Sandler is a comic genius or at least he was. Here are ten of our favorite lines from his early movies.

No one wants their wedding day to be a fail. When it happens, whether it's a Russian fight or a drunken mother of the bride, it's darn funny.

Trashes bar.

'Atta girl...

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.

There's always one friend who thinks he knows the most about movies. Here's Dinkle: The Movie Quote Guy. Brought to you by the U.S Army.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.

Watch the creators of LiquidGeneration eat themselves into a drunken stupor. Sadly, none of them choked on a pork chop and died.