In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

Watch this video and blame the cereal makers for your drug addiction in college.

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!

IPECAC, it's one hell of a drug.

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Drugs are fun for everyone!

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

"I learned it from watching Darth Vader, Dad!"

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.