The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

Celebrate the 30th anniversary of Elvis' death by watching him completely wasted on stage. He did not go out on top, in fact he went out on the crapper.

Episode one of The Guild, in which we meet the poor souls trapped within the world of internet gaming. Wait a minute… hot girls don’t play video games. What a rip, FAKE! Go to Watchtheguild.com for more info!

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

This is a demo of a new PSP game that is based on the paintings of MC Escher. Watch the video and you can imagine how the game would be successful in causing an aneurism.

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

...Because they WILL put you on the Jumbotron, dummy.

Dumb European students + even dumber stunt attempt + sidewalk = I hope you have some Advil.

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

HEY! Do you need gratuitous amounts of ENERGY? Then drink POWERTHIRST!!!

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!