Any drunk who says, 'Where's something i can hit?' is probably asking for trouble.

It's one of the most clever gaming mash-up, I've seen in awhile.

One of the longest and most impressive basketball shots. Probably not very useful in a pick-up game, but still a cool trick.

Apparently, if you drink green tea, you develop strange boob enlarging abilities.

In real life, alcoholism is a horrible disease (see Lindsay Lohan.) But hard-drinking cartoon characters are super cute.

Are these people drunk or just blind?

Shaun White is too young to drink, but he's not too young to be hilarious! (or a firecrotch!).

The Cinnamon Challenge is difficult, especially when you replace Cinnamon with cayenne pepper.

More than 74 million people waste their lives playing this game. Now who wants to trade gold chickens with me?

And she wasn't even drunk.

The Japanese are really into some Next Level stuff. This game is, like, from the future or something.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.

Baba Booey -- the Horse Tooth Jackass from the Howard Stern Show -- attempts to pitch the ball at the Met's game. Naturally, he fails.

Midgets, or people as tall as midgets, shouldn't be allowed near a dodgeball game.

Frankly, we enjoy the days when we played a game for 9 months straight and were treated with 8bit crap.

NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

Those silly Japanese game shows are up to their hilarious tricks again! It's time for soccer with binoculars!

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.