They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

Democratic VP Candidate Joe Biden tells a war vet to stand up for some applause. However, the war vet's a paraplegic. Awkkkkwarrrd.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

No this is not official. It is merely pulled directly from your dreams.

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

Watch out! This oriental dragon wants to eat you! ROAR!!!

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

These two guys won't stop warring until somebody loses a necktie.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!