Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

The following video is what you see in your mind when Dr. Dove gives you laughing gas to pull that dirty tooth of yours.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

A Num-what? Are you sure that's even a real word?

He pours the dirtiest martinis around.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

"You're not in Kansas anymore." is the obvious headline that ran in Kansas City newspapers as word of this "art" installation spread.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

Shepard Smith has a dirty, dirty mind when it comes to reporting on J.Lo.

The video you’ve been searching for all over the internet is finally here! See Dustin “Screech” Diamond do the “dirty sanchez” with a very, very sexy lady! This is the celebrity sex tape you don’t want to miss! Uncut. Uncensored. Unreal.

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.