This dog goes banana's, just hearing the word "walk."

In other words, one kick-ass pole dancer.

Why is he feeding them while wearing dirty underwear, black socks, and black sandals? That's what I'd like to know.

Man, this guy knows how to paint a picture with his words.

Knows one thousand words.

Or is she a meteorologist?

Here's an outtake of an interview with Gary Busey, who is suppose to be answering questions about writer Hunter S. Thompson, but instead he telling the interviewer how to interview. Crazy is not the word.

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

The following video is what you see in your mind when Dr. Dove gives you laughing gas to pull that dirty tooth of yours.

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

A Num-what? Are you sure that's even a real word?

He pours the dirtiest martinis around.

"I love you" three of the many words every deaf girl wishes she will some day hear.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

"You're not in Kansas anymore." is the obvious headline that ran in Kansas City newspapers as word of this "art" installation spread.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.